Mission dialogue

That Bitch (unused)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_1-08_010_v1		What are you doing with my chocolate?
Edna_1-08_010_v2		Hey! That's my candy!
Edna_1-08_010_v3		Let go of my chocolate, you brat!
Edna_1-08_011_v1		Time... for a treat!
Edna_1-08_012_v1		Ah, shoot! The rats are in the chocolate again! Ah, well, it does make them taste sweeter when you roast them.

Halloween (unused)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_1-11_026_v1		If these little bastards like pumpkin, that's all they'll be eating next week!
Edna_1-11_026_v2		Those costumes keep getting stupider every year! What's that kid supposed to be?
Edna_1-11_026_v3		Trick or treat, my arse! I'll give them some treats alright! See how they like that! Hah!
Edna_1-11_026_v4		What's the big idea with Halloween anyways? Stupid costumes and candy! Oh, candy, right! I guess there is a point.
Edna_1-11_027_v1		Oh, look! I found a candy still wrapped! How lucky!
Edna_1-11_028_v1		Bleah, bleehh...
Edna_1-11_029_v1		Aah, I got a little in the special punch! Oh, well, a little Edna never hurt anyone!

Last Minute Shopping

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_2-01_003_v1		Hold your horses, you brats! I'm working as fast as I can! (unused)
Edna_2-01_015_v1		What? You don't have my things yet you lazy boy. Get on with it. (unused)
Edna_2-01_015_v2		You ain't getting no treats until you get me my things. Now git! (unused)
Edna_2-01_015_v3		Stop foolin' around kid. Go! And don't come back until you have everything. (unused)
Edna_2-01_017_v1		Ah! There you are. About time.
Edna_2-01_019_v1		Nonsense. There are no fussy eaters at Bullworth. It'll last for a month.

Movie Tickets (unused)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_2-06_028_v1		It's me! I'm here to get the stuff!
Edna_2-06_028_v2		Come on! I don't have all day!
Edna_2-06_029_v1		Those brats don't know how difficult it is to feed them on a budget!
Edna_2-06_029_v2		They better appreciate the effort I'm going through.
Edna_2-06_029_v3		This waiting is driving me batty, but the price is great!

Cook's Date

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_2-S05_022_100_v1		Ahh, it's so great to finally be out of the kitchen!
Edna_2-S05_022_101_v1		Though I can't say I care for the food here.
Edna_2-S05_024_100_v1		Hahaha! I know... I've spent many years slaving away to get this good.
Edna_2-S05_024_101_v1		It didn't come easy, I'll tell you that.
Edna_2-S05_026_100_v1		Oh my dear doctor... I am very passionate in my love of chemistry.
Edna_2-S05_026_101_v1		It's all I can think about when I'm cooking away in my kitchen.
Edna_2-S05_028_100_v1		Awful you say? Why you... ah... I mean... I don't know who it could be. Hah gasp...
Edna_2-S05_028_101_v1		I mean, kids are so silly, I hate most of them, the obnoxious little brats.
Edna_2-S05_030_100_v1		Oh yes. Me too. I imagine they'd be constantly thinking about your bald head,
Edna_2-S05_030_101_v1		gasp the beads of sweat on your forehead and the way your lab coat clings ever so snugly to your backside. Huh-ha!
Edna_2-S05_032_v1		Oh yes. I mean no. I mean... it's obvious isn't it. Hm....
Edna_2-S05_073_v1		Will you leave us alone?! Can't you see we're on a date here? (unused)
Edna_2-S05_075_100_v1		What the hell is your problem? Are you jealous of us?
Edna_2-S05_075_101_v1		Get out of here you little brats, before I get my cleaver!
Edna_2-S05_077_v1		Oh look over there! (unused)
Edna_2-S05_079_v1		A blue car! (unused)
Edna_2-S05_081_v1		That one was special, but it drove away. (unused)
Edna_2-S05_082_v1		Your coffee is getting cold, Wattsie.
Edna_2-S05_084_v1		Drink it all. It's good stuff!
Edna_2-S05_086_v1		Don't worry about it... it's probably nothing. (unused)
Edna_2-S05_088_v1		Yeah, that's probably it. Have some more coffee.

The Big Game (unused)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_4-06_007_v1		You! What are you doing? That's disgusting! (actually used during Hattrick vs. Galloway for some reason)

BIKE quotes

Bike see trick

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BIKEST_v1		Punk kids!
Edna_BIKEST_v2		At least somebody's having fun!

Bike see trick failed

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BIKESTF_v1		Serves you right!
Edna_BIKESTF_v2		That'll teach ya!

BUMP quotes

Bumped - friendly

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BUMPF_v1		'Scuse me!
Edna_BUMPF_v2		Oops! I was a million miles away!
Edna_BUMPF_v3		Sorry about that!

Bumped - rude

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BUMPR_v1		Look out!
Edna_BUMPR_v2		Be more careful!
Edna_BUMPR_v3		What's the big idea?
Edna_BUMPR_v4		You got a screw loose, punk?
Edna_BUMPR_v5		Keep your eyes on the road!
Edna_BUMPR_v6		This place is going to the dogs!
Edna_BUMPR_v7		I've got to take a vacation!

Bumped - rude, in car

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BUMPRIC_v1		Keep your eyes on the road!
Edna_BUMPRIC_v2		Get off the road!
Edna_BUMPRIC_v3		Learn how to DRIIVE!

Bumped - rude, out of car

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BUMPROC_v1		Are you looking for trouble? 'Cuz you found it!
Edna_BUMPROC_v2		Are you going to move or am I going to have to make you move?

Bumped by a vehicle

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BUMPV_v1		I've fallen... and I'm gonna get up!
Edna_BUMPV_v2		Someone's gonna be sorry!

Busting

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BUSTING_v1		That was the last straw!
Edna_BUSTING_v2		I know what's wrong with you punks today!
Edna_BUSTING_v3		Oh, I need a vacation so baaad!
Edna_BUSTING_v4		I got ya! I got ya!
Edna_BUSTING_v5		So it's you! You low-life punk!
Edna_BUSTING_v6		Hah! Stopped you in your tracks, punk!

Bye

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_BYE_v1		Okay! I think I left the Salisbury steak on the grill too long. Gotta go!
Edna_BYE_v2		There we go! Oh no, I hear my soup boiling. Bye!
Edna_BYE_v3		Alright! Darn! I forgot - I don't think that chicken was dead when I put it in the oven. Gotta go make sure!

Call for help

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CFH_v1		Come on over and see! The natives are getting restless!
Edna_CFH_v2		Hey! Check this out!

CHASE quotes

Chasing someone

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CHASE_v1		I'm... gonna get you... punk!
Edna_CHASE_v2		You can't... panting get away from me! panting panting

Escaped from

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CHASEESC_v1		You better get back here, you punk!
Edna_CHASEESC_v2		You better stay there if you know what's good for you!

Out of breath

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CHASEOOB_v1		Gotta... quit smoking!

Chatter

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CHATTER_v1		Gotta get away! Gotta get outta here!
Edna_CHATTER_v2		If I find the punk who unscrewed the tops of the salt shakers...
Edna_CHATTER_v3		Why do I care about some stupid health inspector?
Edna_CHATTER_v4		I can't believe the nerve of that principal! Be sanitary! Hah! Yeah, right...
Edna_CHATTER_v5		Since when do they care if the kitchen's disinfected?
Edna_CHATTER_v6		Ugh, if I don't get a vacation, someone's going into the blender.

Complaining

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_COMPLAIN_v1		That was too much, even for me to take!
Edna_COMPLAIN_v2		Are there no limits to anything around here?!

Confused

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONFUSED_v1		What?! I uh... uhhh...

Congratulate

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONG_v1		You did great!
Edna_CONG_v2		Nice work!

CONV quotes

Continuing a conversation

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVC_v1		And so...
Edna_CONVC_v2		Whatever...

Gossip

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVG_v1		I think I'm not getting any time off this year.
Edna_CONVG_v2		That Galloway is an old drunk.
Edna_CONVG_v3		That Dr. Slawter is such a gentleman.
Edna_CONVG_v4		The only difference between me and McRae is what's in our hot dogs.
Edna_CONVG_v5		I wonder what the burger's secret ingredient will be this year.
Edna_CONVG_v6		I think this is the year that someone finally loses it!

Gossip (Chapter 1)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVG1_v1		Looks like Hattrick and Galloway are at it again!

Gossip (Chapter 2)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVG2_v1		I think Jimmy is going to get Slawter to finally notice me.

Gossip (Chapter 3)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVG3_v1		I heard they finally sent that drunk Galloway to the nuthouse!

Gossip (Chapter 4)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVG4_v1		I've heard... there's going to be the usual carnage after the big game.

Gossip (Chapter 5)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVG5_v1		There's a rumor that staff aren't going to be able to take their summer vacations this year.

Gossip (Chapter 6)

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVG6_v1		There's a rumor going around that the parents are going to close this place down for good!

Gossip response

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVGR_v1		Yeah, it happens every year.
Edna_CONVGR_v2		Sure! There's always something...
Edna_CONVGR_v3		I don't believe that!
Edna_CONVGR_v4		That's ridiculous!

Negative premise

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVNP_v1		I think I'm gonna poison someone unless I get some time off!
Edna_CONVNP_v2		This is the year I think I'm reaally gonna lose it!
Edna_CONVNP_v3		Maybe I was too forward with Dr. Slawter last year.
Edna_CONVNP_v4		I still get worried someone might throw up a dog collar.

Negative response

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVNR_v1		Welcome to the real world!
Edna_CONVNR_v2		Oh, that's how things work here at Bullworth!
Edna_CONVNR_v3		Tell me something I don't know!
Edna_CONVNR_v4		That's the way the stale pizza crust crumbles!

Negative statement

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVNS_v1		There's something in the corner of the meat locker that I won't go near.
Edna_CONVNS_v2		I'm telling you, I know this year's hamburger mix is cat.
Edna_CONVNS_v3		The school lunch program just sent me World War II surplus sauerkraut!
Edna_CONVNS_v4		These punk kids must have stomachs of iron, that's all I can say.

Parting

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVP_v1		Toodles!
Edna_CONVP_v2		Hmph...
Edna_CONVP_v3		So long!

Positive premise

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVPP_v1		Dr. Slawter is sure to notice the special lunch I'm making him.
Edna_CONVPP_v2		With this new burger mix, I'll really control the pet population around here.
Edna_CONVPP_v3		Nice! It's been four whole meals without washing!
Edna_CONVPP_v4		Maybe I can mix some kind of tranquilizer from the chem lab into the soup.

Positive response

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVPR_v1		Oh, yeah! Sure!
Edna_CONVPR_v2		Aw, I know!
Edna_CONVPR_v3		Okay, yeah!

Question

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVQ_v1		Have you seen the weird stuff in the meat locker?
Edna_CONVQ_v2		You haven't eaten the hot dogs lately, have you?
Edna_CONVQ_v3		You ever just pack up and run off somewhere?
Edna_CONVQ_v4		You ever wonder what a chef looks like naked?

Question response

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_CONVQR_v1		Oh, yeah!
Edna_CONVQR_v2		All the time!
Edna_CONVQR_v3		Been there, done that!
Edna_CONVQR_v4		Just another waste of time if you ask me.

Disgusted

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_DISGUST_v1		Holy COW!

Don't hit

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_DONTHIT_v1		You're turning on me like a pig on a s-PIT!
Edna_DONTHIT_v2		Just what do you think you're doing, Jimmy?
Edna_DONTHIT_v3		Hey! Are you crazy, kid?

FIGHT quotes

Fighting

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_FIGH_v1		Ever wonder what the inside of a hot dog looks like? Egh, you're gonna find out!
Edna_FIGH_v2		I'm gonna cook your goose!
Edna_FIGH_v3		You're the turkey in my Thanksgiving dinner!
Edna_FIGH_v4		Don't think anyone will notice your hair in the pasta sauce!

Beaten

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_FIGHB_v1		I need a vacation...
Edna_FIGHB_v2		Palm trees... sand... mountain...
Edna_FIGHB_v3		Put me in the meat locker...
Edna_FIGHB_v4		Dr. Slawter... mmmmm...
Edna_FIGHB_v5		Someone disinfect the grill...
Edna_FIGHB_v6		Not the flying waffles! Waffles!

Fight initiated

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_FIGHI_v1		You're gonna be pureed like a rotten tomato!
Edna_FIGHI_v2		I was second string shot put for the '76 Olympics, beanpole!
Edna_FIGHI_v3		It's burger mix time for you, punk!
Edna_FIGHI_v4		I'm gonna hang you to freeze on the meat rack!

Sacked/groin hit

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_FIGHS_v1		Uugh... guess menopause is still a few years off.

Spat upon

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_FIGHSU_v1		You got a new recipe for me, punk?!

Watching a fight

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_FIGHW_v1		Egh, give it to him!
Edna_FIGHW_v2		Teach that punk a lesson!
Edna_FIGHW_v3		Turn him into dog food!

WTF

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_FIGHWTF_v1		Someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'!
Edna_FIGHWTF_v2		That better not be some uncooked meat patty!

Receiving a gift

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_GIFTRX_v1		Now that's what I want to see!
Edna_GIFTRX_v2		I'll take that, please!

Giving

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_GIVE_v1		Take this and be discreet!

Greeting

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_GREE_v1		Oh, hello there!
Edna_GREE_v2		Good to see you!
Edna_GREE_v3		Howdy, stranger!

HELP quotes

Help - explanation

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_HELPEX_v1		Okay! Here's what I need you to do!
Edna_HELPEX_v2		You better not mess this up!

Help - request

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_HELPREQ_v1		I might have something I could use a hand on.
Edna_HELPREQ_v2		You could be kind of useful to me.

Indignant

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_INDIG_v1		You mind your manners!
Edna_INDIG_v2		That's a fine bowl of nuts!
Edna_INDIG_v3		What's the big idea, punk?

Jeering

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_JEER_v1		Another punk!
Edna_JEER_v2		What a waste of flesh!
Edna_JEER_v3		I've seen fillets with more backbone!

LAFF quotes

Laughing - cruel

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_LAFFC_v1		Hah! That is so pathetic!
Edna_LAFFC_v2		You think you've got problems?

Laughing - friendly

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_LAFFF_v1		Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!

Payback

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_PAYB_v1		I would like to see that guy taken down a notch or two, I'll tell you that!

PUKE quotes

Before puking

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_PUKE_Start		Here comes dessert!

Puking

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_PUKE_v1		coughing retching

Rat thrown

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_RATHIT_v1		Hey! I was saving that for Sunday dinner!

RESPG quotes

Response to greeting - diss

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_RESPGD_v1		Oh, you again!
Edna_RESPGD_v2		What is it now, Jimmy?
Edna_RESPGD_v3		Yeah, yeah, what do you want?

Response to greeting - friendly

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_RESPGF_v1		Hi, Jimmy!
Edna_RESPGF_v2		What's the good word, Jimmy?
Edna_RESPGF_v3		What's cooking, Jimmy?

SEE quotes

Seeing ally attacked

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_SEEAA_v1		You leave my friend alone!
Edna_SEEAA_v2		Don't worry! Edna will save you!

Sees something cool

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_SEESCOOL_v1		Now that's nice!
Edna_SEESCOOL_v2		Aah, there's something I could see more of!

Sees something crappy

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_SEESCRAP_v1		Every year they try the same stupid garbage!
Edna_SEESCRAP_v2		When are they going to learn how pathetic that is?

Seeing vandalism

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_SEEVAND_v1		Nooo! Not that! Nooo! coughing and crying
Edna_SEEVAND_v2		You kid! You kid! You kiiiii-ahaa!

Seeing a weapon fired

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_SEEWEAPF_v1		Hey! Who shot that?!
Edna_SEEWEAPF_v2		What's going on over there?

Stinkbomb

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_STINK_v1		Whatever that smell is, it's giving me some recipe ideas!
Edna_STINK_v2		Mmgh... what is that appetizing scent?

STLTH quotes

Stealth - confusion

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_STLTHC_v1		That was strange... Oh well.
Edna_STLTHC_v2		Whatever, I still have to think about where I can get all those cats!
Edna_STLTHC_v3		This is a waste of time.

Stealth - discovering

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_STLTHD_v1		Jimmy! What are you doing there?
Edna_STLTHD_v2		What you think you're doing, young man?
Edna_STLTHD_v3		What?! You thought I wouldn't see you?

Stealth - investigating

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_STLTHI_v1		I know I heard something wrong.
Edna_STLTHI_v2		Somebody's up to something, I can feel it.
Edna_STLTHI_v3		There's gonna be some trouble soon, I can taste it.

Stealth - pursuit

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_STLTHP_v1		Get back here!
Edna_STLTHP_v2		I saw you! Come back here!
Edna_STLTHP_v3		You think I won't catch you?!

Stealth - target lost

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_STLTHTL_v1		Where are you, you little punk?
Edna_STLTHTL_v2		I know you're in here, so come on out!
Edna_STLTHTL_v3		You can't hide from me foreveer!

Tag discovered

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAGDIS_v1		Oh, puh-leez!
Edna_TAGDIS_v2		Hah! Like you can spell!

Tattled to

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TATTLET_v1		So... that's what happened.
Edna_TATTLET_v2		What kind of punk tattles on someone? Keep it up!
Edna_TATTLET_v3		Hey, I could use a snitch like you on my side.
Edna_TATTLET_v4		Yes, tell auntie Edna everything.

TAUNT quotes

Taunting

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUN_v1		I've got your beef franks right here!
Edna_TAUN_v2		These hands have throttled roosters, you know.
Edna_TAUN_v3		I can give you cancer just by touching you, punk!
Edna_TAUN_v4		Ever see a refrigerator from the inside, punk?
Edna_TAUN_v5		You can be tomorrow's lunch special, you know.
Edna_TAUN_v6		There are people like you in my salads, punk!

Taunting - aggressive

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNAG_v1		I can fillet and deep-fry you so fast, you won't be able to lick your fingers in time!
Edna_TAUNAG_v2		Thought you'd like to see what a deep fryer looks like from the inside!
Edna_TAUNAG_v3		You better start having someone taste your food for poison!
Edna_TAUNAG_v4		Want a one-way ticket to the food processor?

Taunting player - dislikes clothes

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPDC_v1		Hah! Another thrift store heist, Jimmy?

Taunting player - dislikes haircut

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPDHR_v1		Is that haircut the new thing or just a tragic mistake?

Taunting player - dislikes hat

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TUNTPDH_v1		You must have gotten a really bad haircut to want to wear that, Jimmy!

Taunting player - dislikes pants

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPDP_v1		Nice pants! Did the swamp bleed down to your skin?

Taunting player - dislikes shirt

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPDST_v1		I've seen desserts with better toppings than that shirt, Jimmy!

Taunting player - dislikes shoes

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPDS_v1		Lose those shoes, Jimmy! I can hide them in the stew!

Taunting player - dislikes tattoo

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPDT_v1		Isn't that tattoo made from the same dye I use in my mint sauce?

Taunting player - egged

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPE_v1		I can't believe you let those snobs egg you like that!
Edna_TAUNPE_v2		Hey, Jimmy! Heard any good yolks lately?

Taunting player - fallen

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNPF_v1		You want me to bake you some cookies, Your Highness?

Taunting response - don't care

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNRDC_v1		Once more with feeling, please!
Edna_TAUNRDC_v2		You'll have to work on that delivery for a while!
Edna_TAUNRDC_v3		If you've got a beef with me, take a number!
Edna_TAUNRDC_v4		Whatever. I've got lamb chops to thaw.

Taunting response

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TAUNRES_v1		Listen, you! You're turning into a real pain!
Edna_TAUNRES_v2		You're starting to stick in my craw, Jimmy!
Edna_TAUNRES_v3		Why don't you come over here and say that?
Edna_TAUNRES_v4		If I served you as a Thanksgiving turkey, no one would know the difference.
Edna_TAUNRES_v5		Just remember who's queen of the kitchen!
Edna_TAUNRES_v6		I've got some mush peas, since you're obviously a baby.

This way

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_THSWAY_v1		Okay. Follow me and pay attention!
Edna_THSWAY_v2		Get behind me and pipe down!

Thanks Jimmy

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TJ_v1		Nice work, Jimmy!

Thank you

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_TY_v1		Thanks!

Wait for me

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WAITFM_v1		Not there, you stupid punk!
Edna_WAITFM_v2		Wrong way! You want to wreck everything?

WARN quotes

Curfew warning

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WARNC_v1		You always manage to escape!
Edna_WARNC_v2		Curfew isn't in your vocabulary, is it, punk?
Edna_WARNC_v3		What part of "stay in your dorm" don't you understand?
Edna_WARNC_v4		I see you, runner!
Edna_WARNC_v5		I know what you punks get up to!

About to bust student

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WARNCTC_v1		I'm gonna get you punks if it's the last thing I do!
Edna_WARNCTC_v2		You punks are on borrowed time!
Edna_WARNCTC_v3		You kids picked the wrong cafeteria lady to mess with!
Edna_WARNCTC_v4		I'm gonna drag you kicking and screaming into Crabblesnitch's office if I have to!
Edna_WARNCTC_v5		I'm gonna make you punks wish you've never heard the name Edna!

Get to class

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WARNGTC_v1		Get to class! Right now!
Edna_WARNGTC_v2		You want to miss the beginning of class? Step on it!
Edna_WARNGTC_v3		You better hurry up to class!
Edna_WARNGTC_v4		I wish I could say you have no class, but you do, and you're going to be late!
Edna_WARNGTC_v5		I never thought I'd say this to a punk like you, but you have CLASS!

Minor infraction warning

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WARNMI_v1		Don't go down the wrong road, kid. You might end up like me.
Edna_WARNMI_v2		Minor crimes become major ones.
Edna_WARNMI_v3		Today, a minor offense. Tomorrow, a lifetime of serving poison to punks in a boarding school!
Edna_WARNMI_v4		Kid. You keep this up and it's a future of burger flipping for you!
Edna_WARNMI_v5		There's no such thing as a small crime, except short punks like you, of course!

Trespassing warning

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WARNT_v1		Can't you read the signs?! This is a school, isn't it?
Edna_WARNT_v2		What is it with you punks that you have to go where you're not allowed?!
Edna_WARNT_v3		You know what happens to the cat who got too curious?
Edna_WARNT_v4		Why do you kids always make my life so difficult with this stupid stuff?
Edna_WARNT_v5		Don't you ever think you might not be allowed somewhere for your own good?!

Truancy warning

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WARNTRU_v1		Haven't seen you here in a long time.
Edna_WARNTRU_v2		At least someone got some time off.
Edna_WARNTRU_v3		There are vacations to be had, I see.
Edna_WARNTRU_v4		How come you get a vacation and I don't?!
Edna_WARNTRU_v5		Aah, the lucky holiday maker returns!

Weapon warning

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WARNWEAP_v1		The only person allowed on campus with a weapon is ME, and I use it to make dinner!
Edna_WARNWEAP_v2		Weapons aren't allowed on campus, why don't you drop it off in the kitchen?
Edna_WARNWEAP_v3		So, you punks really do run around armed to the teeth!
Edna_WARNWEAP_v4		If you punks keep carrying stuff like that, then we will TOO!
Edna_WARNWEAP_v5		Crabblesnitch will so throw the book at you if he finds out about that!

Whining

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WHINE_v1		Ah, please! Someone get me out of this nightmare school!

What is that?

File name	Audio	Transcript
Edna_WIT_v1		What in the name of rabbit stew is that?!